This website is dedicated to all things Fred. In this uncertain age we live in, the importance of being Fred has never been more paramount. It's so important, in fact, that any amount of tautology is rendered extraneously superfluous by the demands of a world in dire need of the steadying hand, calming influence and dangerous sex appeal of Freds.
Some people might say that this is an exaggeration. Those people are cunts. Pay them no mind. They will go away if you ignore them for long enough.
