A dangerous surprise bum-canoodler and chicken killer. Was single-handedly responsible for many of the worst excesses of depraved herman sexuality. Since being incarcerated, he has eaten at least one fellow herman inmate who refused his advances. Became leader of the hermans for a week. Was rubbish.
Despite being only eight years old, Matronboy is already very gay. He is seen here attempting to sing for his supper, while another Herman (probably Phil) prepares to wank into his face. He looks almost happy. For some people, prison isn't really all that much of a punishment.
The sinister ex-Minister for Herman Propaganda, Robertdee is wanted in numerous countries for making n00bs cry on a regular basis and for about six years worth of unpaid off-licence bills.
Claimed to be working in advertising but was actually running the hermans programme for acquiring the secret of making fire. Despite spending years crouched naked in the woods rubbing his cock against twigs, he failed to make a single spark. He did end up with a knob the consistency of a feather duster, though.
A fucking tranny.
The feared herman 'muscle', capable of reducing a tree to matchwood with his bare hands, or even pounding a keyboard into shards, much like Obelix might have done if they'd had computers back in the days of Gaul. The Brobdinagian Embassy has been contacted to ask if they'd like him back. They said no.
We don't yet know what freakish face is possessed by this one. But he's welsh, so he probably fucks leeks for a living or something like that.
The most nonchalant of all the hermans. Has never ever ever been known to have had a benny, apart from all the times when she's been known to have had a benny (currently standing at around 1,209,465). She may be smiling in this picture, but it's like a pressure cooker on the inside by all accounts. Since becoming the new herman leader she's been more bats than ever.
The deposed and disgraced ladyboy-boffing herman leader. He is allegedly on hunger strike. Doctors predict that he could survive for the next 40 years.
Sitting in his cell refusing to come out, pointing to himself and saying 'bad boy phil, you've been a bad boy' over and over again. God knows what he's doing now that he's in prison.
The only survivor of a plane crash which killed both of her parents - Olga was raised by a family of bees and eventually accepted as the queen of the nest. She has laid over 10 475 eggs since her capture, and feeds them to the rest of the Herman prisoners through her tits.
The only survivor of a tragic escalator accident which killed both his dads and the hole in the wall - Jimbob was raised by a family of kindly chihuahas, and was soon the national mascot for the Tranny Disco-Pant Parade. He is currently in solitary confinement after bellowing the entirety of the musical Calamity Jane up Ginger's fangita.