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A brief history of Freds

Stunning artwork as only a Fred can do

Danger! Danger! High Voltage! Or something like that.


The Health & Safety Executive are losing their patience.

(Fash)


How many more times? Honestly.

(Speedwolf)


Keep Clear
Yes that's right keep well clear. That means YOU, you dopey fucking moron.

(MADB)


Maxine recognises the importance of a good education.

(SLAB)


Chav cunts travelling to Southend for their annual pilgrimage to the home of all things shit use this service:

(SLAB)


Can you read? Can you? WELL CAN YOU??

(SLAB)


Coming soon to a cinema near you:

(Gothic Monger)


Hidden messages can be revealed in the strangest of circumstances:

(Gothic Monger)


More health & safety advice

(Ponky)


Old skool spray paint and flickknife graffiti mixed with avant-garde surrealism:

(Icarus)


Don't strain yourself. Take a course. Get some fucking qualifications. That way our taxes don't have to go up to pay for your drugs and medical bills.

(Fash)