Merchandise
YES! For all you herman shopaholics, now there's something else to live for apart from shoes, ridiculously expensive handbags, daleks and cheap cider.
We are pleased to present an exclusive range of merchandise aimed exclusively at little belming hermans with more money than sense. Given that you only need about 50p for this to be the case, our prices are very reasonable.
Alternatively, you could ask FredCredit if they can help you out with a loan. They will take great pleasure in ripping up your application in front of you and laughing pityingly while they do it.
So don't delay! Bring home a bargain today. And let it take pride of place in your grubby little home.
So there you have it. Write your order down on a bit of paper and post it to us now. Please remember to include your birth certificate, passport and children.