Speednobs through the ages

Freds have been pushing back the boundaries of speednob art since before there were people. Shortly after the first Fred amoeba emerged from the primeval slime, it extended a pseudopod and crudely sketched a cock on the nearest flat surface. Meanwhile, a herman amoeba sat ignored in a darkened corner, rocking slowly backwards and forwards, and muttering banal inanities to itself.

Special notice to hermans arriving from here. You are cunts. Pure and simple. It's de TROOT, godammit.

Mayan temple (Friday night, 2000BC)