This is a historical document. It preserves for posterity the moment when hermans realised they'd lost the plot, the race, the game, the set and the match, all in one fell swoop. They've been scurrying around like little worms in the dirt ever since, growing smaller and more jaded with each passing moment. They are currently labouring under the delusion that adopting nazi imagery will render them more attractive or funny. They are so wrong.
Now the property of the Freds. Fumigation teams are on their way.
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The Ministry for Freds today announced the annexation of the so-called Herman Luxury Penthouse. Reports so far suggest that a sizeable amount of child porn was amongst the items seized and subsequently destroyed during the operation, which took place against a backdrop of terminal infighting amongst the leaderless hermans.
The erstwhile Herman leader was captured hiding in a hole full of poo.
The remaining hermans have surrendered without returning fire, and are now safely ensconced in a military jail where they can't do any harm to anyone any more. Sources say that Phil is more bitter than a million sour lemons. Bless.
An interim government will soon be appointed, to replace the old 'into rimming' government.
A nation breathes a deep sigh of relief. Never, in the field of human conflict, has so much piss been taken out of so many hermans by so few Freds.